Soft, stretchy, and unapologetically cynical, these socks are built for anyone whose idea of small talk is avoiding it altogether. Whether you're muttering under your breath, dodging phone calls like it's an Olympic sport, or side-eyeing someone who's just a little. too. damned. happy, these are your go-to socks.
Size: One-size-fits-most — Women’s 7.5–12, Men’s 6–11.
Comfort: Soft, breathable, and warm—perfect for chilly days
Material: 70% Cotton, 28% Polyester, 2% Elastic
Machine Washable
