Calm The F*ck Down Candle

sleazy greetings
$19.99
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Each candle is labeled with cheeky, hilarious text that customers can’t resist, making them perfect gifts for friends, family, and anyone with a sense of humor.
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Scent: Smells like a summer rain kissed orange blossoms and orchids, with a breeze through fresh-cut grass. Clean, fresh, and sweet—like nature’s perfume!

- 100% soy wax, eco-friendly 8oz candles
- Hand-poured in Lancaster, PA, USA
- Rustic look with a humorous twist to grab attention
- Long-lasting 40+ hour burn time
- Unique, funny text on each candle makes them ideal gifts